Archive for May, 2008

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I have no idea what he squandered

May 15, 2008

Overheard at work, 5/7/08:

“I squandered them like cupcakes in front of a fat kid!”

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When the apocalypse comes, I’m sleeping on Carlton Banks’ floor

May 12, 2008

http://falloutnostolgia.ytmnd.com/

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Chicks Hairspray and Fire

May 10, 2008

They’re an Earth Wind & Fire tribute band, working in the style of Mötley Crüe.

Well, if they were real.

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My fiancée, to me

May 7, 2008

“I don’t have a fear of commitment. I have a COMMITMENT TO FEAR!!”

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Vampira in a coma

May 4, 2008

http://www.myspace.com/thesmithfits

Apparently they only played once. Too bad.