Archive for May, 2008


I have no idea what he squandered

May 15, 2008

Overheard at work, 5/7/08:

“I squandered them like cupcakes in front of a fat kid!”


When the apocalypse comes, I’m sleeping on Carlton Banks’ floor

May 12, 2008


Chicks Hairspray and Fire

May 10, 2008

They’re an Earth Wind & Fire tribute band, working in the style of Mötley Crüe.

Well, if they were real.


My fiancée, to me

May 7, 2008

“I don’t have a fear of commitment. I have a COMMITMENT TO FEAR!!”


Vampira in a coma

May 4, 2008

Apparently they only played once. Too bad.