Live blogging “In Bruges”

February 16, 2011

It’s about hitmen touristing in Belgium.
There’s beer.
And fat Americans.
And now, a dwarf.
“I hope your midget doesn’t kill himself. Your dream sequence will be fooked.”
Also, Mad-Eye Moody is one of the hitmen. And Colin Farrell is the other hitman.
And an ugly bear dog thing.
I’m really selling this movie, huh.
Now Mad-Eye Moody, Colin Farrell, the dwarf, and two prostitutes are all doing drugs.
And the boss of the hitmen? Voldemort.
Oh, and Fleur Delacour is apparently also in this.
And the guy who’s gonna play Aberforth Dumbledore…jesus, this movie had *everyone*

Voldemort just kneecapped Mad-Eye. Better than the alternative, I guess.
And now Voldemort’s blown a dwarf’s head off. So, that’s true to form.
Everyone should have done this movie in character/costume.

And now, a key scene. Use headphones, Brendan Gleeson gets with the sailor talk.


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