Posts Tagged ‘we’re gonna be rich’


Yo dog, I heard you liked Judaica.

December 7, 2012

So I got you some Judaica so you could…ah, nevermind.

Brought to you by the fine elves that labor inside Avery’s brain. Also Benjy Rose’s brain, who did the design work.


JPMorgan lost $2 billion because of a deer tick.

May 20, 2012

Discord at JPMorgan Investment Office Blamed in Huge Loss –


Jesse says it better than I could.

April 16, 2012

In Response to “Stop Looking For A Technical Co-founder” | A. Jesse Jiryu Davis.

I *may* have been gently pursued as a technical co-founder recently (or maybe someone just needed some startup advice – I was playing dumb, because I certainly didn’t want to become a co-founder of this person’s project). I gave advice along these lines.


The Don Draper of Pork

December 2, 2011

Pig Wings as Tasty Morsels Take Flight — United Tastes -

‘Mr. File, a former pig farmer and the president of Pioneer Meats, which contracts with a local processing company to make the [pig] wings, understands that nomenclature can be as important as cooking.

“Let’s face it,” Mr. File said. “Shank is not a pretty word.”’

Pig Wings as Tasty Morsels Take Flight — United Tastes –


Holy Crap, The Stone Roses Are Getting Back Together

October 18, 2011

Now, I am probably not going to fly to Manchester to see these guys play. But if they come to NY, it is on.

The Stone Roses Reunite – Stereogum.


And back in the clubhouse, we can have a nice Scotch cut with the tears of the children of the unemployed!

September 1, 2011

@ New Brunswick train station


Site Pimpin’ for Cousins

March 4, 2011

He just started a site for the trading of gym memberships –

This didn’t exist yet, apparently. When you think to yourself “Wait, this doesn’t already exist?”, I think you might have a good idea.